here's the thing

I've never been much of a media conspiracy guy, nor one to watch Dancing With the Stars, but doesn't it just seem like DWTS is rigged to allow Bristol Palin to win it, so she can be the little unwed teen mother starlet that the tea party wants her to be? Everyone I know who has a superboner for the show says that she can't fucking dance at all. This man is with me. He killed his television when she advanced. Fucking brilliant.